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Posted on April 8, 2010 by badguysport

 I was desperate for money and needed to do something fun and challenging. I decided to take over as the head girls’ basketball coach at the local high school. It would be tough because they were bad. The team hadn’t won a game in five years. It was up to me to teach some of the worst basketball players ever how to play the game. My first day didn’t go so well. The girls didn’t listen to a word I said. Try to show or tell them something you get a five minute discussion on women hygine. The next day I couldn’t take it and said " We are going to do things my way or you can get the heck out." That is how I ended the girls basketball program at the local high school. 

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Why I love College Basketball

Posted on April 2, 2010 by badguysport

 I love March Madness because it is what sports should be about. You have small unknown schools beating the big time program, you have the close endings and buzzer beaters, you have coaches trying to shake the notion they can’t win the big one or players that can’t deliver in crunch time. For three weekends America watches as the greatest sporting event takes place. Playing in front of 70,000 plus and millions watching at home. That is what makes the Final Four great and that is why on Monday night when the new champion is crowned and Jennifer Hudson sings the newest version of One Shining Moment and the great moments from this years tournament play I will say to myself man I love this game.

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Itchy Feet

Posted on March 25, 2010 by badguysport

 Have you ever been sitting there at work or school and all of a sudden your feet start to itch. I remember one time I was on a plane and some guy took his shoes off and start scratching them. So the real question here is it socially acceptable to scratch your itchy feet? Could you imagine stinky, sweaty feet being scratched in public. Us men would be the worst first feet than what would we do take our shirts off and rub our belly after every meal. If you ask me these are the types of problems the government should focus on. You can only scratch yourself if kept well groomed. That goes for the women as well. I don’t need to be smelling that disgusting foot odor. Put it away just put it away.

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Posted on March 18, 2010 by badguysport

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Women

Posted on March 6, 2010 by badguysport

 Have you ever noticed guys that women always say I am trying to talk to you in reality what they’re doing is bossing you around. I am trying to talk to you is more like listen I am trying to tell you what to do. Could you imagine what would happen if we did that to them. I don’t know about you but I’d be running toward a door or jumping out the window. How about when we try to do something nice for them and they in turn ask us what did you do. Women did we have to do something in order to do something thoughtful. Don’t think just because we are trying to be romantic that we did or didn’t do something, or we are coming at you trying to work an angle. No were just doing it to be nice. You know another one is how they ask you questions and you know there is no good answer to them. The classic does this shirt make me look fat. What do we say guys oh you could shed a couple of pounds. You thought I’d be running toward the door no this time I would probably call the hospital tell them get a bed ready. Other than the constant nagging or always letting you know what your doing wrong/ how we spend to much time with the guys or reminding us of our flaws the one that really takes the cake is when they shop they say it will only take me this long and somehow your there for two or three maybe even a whole day longer than expected. Its like dang woman what is it that takes a whole day that we need to go look for. This is why men should have like a designated guy hang out at every mall/ shopping place. Just a place where he can crack a cold one and watch a game with other guys that have to suffer while the wives shop.  So after all this why is it I still love the ladies? It could take me my whole life to figure that one out but I am willing to give it a shot.

Badboystranger90 Out.

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Steroids in Baseball.

Posted on March 4, 2010 by badguysport

I was listening to Jay McGwire brother of former single season homerun king Mark McGwire on the Stephen A Smith Show today. So I just wanted to share my feelings on the subject of steroids in baseball. First off about the book Mark and Me by Jay McGwire. Man how could you rat your brother out like this. Your reasoning for writing this book that you wanted to get your story out there and inform people about steroid use is something I feel is just a little bit of the truth. I think maybe revenge or monetary gain is more truth than what is being fed. A great point is made about how Mark McGwire was treated compared to Barry Bonds and A-Rod. I know Barry Bonds and Alex Rodriguez aren’t as likeable but shouldn’t they have gotten the treatment McGwire got. McGwire when he was asked to talk in front of congress back in 2005 tried to get immunity and admit he used steroids but was denied however he was allowed to say I am not here to talk about the past. Shouldn’t those other guys there that day got that same deal. Rafael palmeiro should he not have got the same deal whether he should have been able to say yes, no, or I am not here to talk about that.  I personally think Bonds should be able to comment on it truthfully and just get it over with but he runs the risk of jail time. I think we should just release the names on the list of players who took steroids and move on. I also feel like if Barry Bonds can’t get a job in baseball why should Mark McGwire or Alex Rodriguez in that matter too. 

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Favorite Memory

Posted on February 25, 2010 by badguysport

 One of my favorite memories is the summer of 2006. It was a lot of fun. I remember spending a lot of time with friends and family. I went to a business camp that I really enjoyed, but the most fun part about that summer was all the twins games I went to. That season we my family and I went to more games than ever before. What was so great was that the twins had a lot of ground to make up just to make the playoffs the second half of the season. I remember the Joe Mauer homerun that tied the pivotal Royals game and how on the last day of the season they caught the Tigers to win the Division. Man what a great summer that was.
 

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Hiding Farts

Posted on February 18, 2010 by badguysport

Today I am at the library talking to an elderly man who seems to have gas problems. So it got me thinking of some of the funny ways we disguise our farts. First there is the classic let one rip and become really silent, focused on what your doing. Rely on those around you to blame others before realizing it is you.  Then there is the one were  you let one go and point to the person next to you or say there name. You could also say something really loud to disguise it. Or my personal favorite just let it go and move away from the spot and hope no one saw it was you in the spot. This only works on the silent ones.

Just remember farts are funny. They might stink but it is always good for a laugh.

Badboystranger90 Out.

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Quote

Posted on February 18, 2010 by badguysport

 Here is a great quote from comedian Chris Rock.

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon’."

I know it is from a couple of years ago but think about it. Who would have thought eminem would be considered one of the greatest rappers. That Tiger Woods would accomplish what he has while breaking down racial barriers. The French accusing us of arrogance that is rediculous. Since when does Germany not want to go to war. The last joke about bush and company that is just good humor.

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My Choice Of Topic

Posted on February 11, 2010 by badguysport

So I am at the library right now looking around. Have you ever noticed how the loudest people are the workers themselves? I was here a couple of months back and I remember an elderly gentleman come in and people would start talking quietly and he would do the shhhhh!!!! sound acting all mad. I mean come on man the people weren’t talking that loud. Another thing I noticed is that people are going to fight over books. Man, watching two housewives go after the same book I’m thinking I’m at an mma fight. The last thing I notice about the library is that its color scheme is like a 1970′s bachelors pad. I feel like I should invite some people over and do the hustle. You know rock the fro and bell-botom pants. Put on some earth wind and fire. Maybe some Bee Gees.

badboystranger90 Out.  

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